D3 body, D1 cock
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
