It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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