so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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