So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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