Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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