You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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