Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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