you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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