ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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