I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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