Where is the hickey?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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