Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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