he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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