That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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