He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
its liver damage thursday
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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