you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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