You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
These tits shall not be calmed
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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