Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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