if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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