Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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