i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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