Come see our sink grown plant.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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