Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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