I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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