Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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