It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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