Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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