god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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