You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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