Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have already put on my inside pants.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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