So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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