Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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