Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
