Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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