After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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