and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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