I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
this will be a night to untag.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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