Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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