Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
try to milk me bitch
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