Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
