I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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