Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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