he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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