fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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