That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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