Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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