and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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