Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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