you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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