I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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