guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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