So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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