I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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